Pizza is Globalist Propaganda

Pizza is Globalist Propaganda

We should ban it.~

There are lots of reasons to ban pizza. For one thing, it's an unholy amalgamation of fat and carbs that seems to have been specifically engineered to kill Americans via heart attacks or diabetes.

And it discriminates against the lactose intolerant.

Look at it. It's like hypertension had a baby with hyperglycemia and someone poured lard on it

But that’s not what makes it truly insidious. No, it does all this while hiding behind a fun facade of regional rivalries and debates over what toppings are allowed.

When I eat this, I can't even tell what culture I'm appropriating.

But it’s all a poison pill to make Americans accept the globalist agenda. To make us accept a foreigner into the pantheon of distinctly American foods, (Burgers, Hotdogs, Apple Pie, French Fries, Fried Chicken, Biscuits and Gravy and Breakfast Burritos). Those are the foods that fed the men that built this great nation. Do not let their stock by sullied by an outsider.~

By bringing pizza into your homes, you are inviting, to your dinner, tables, a foreigner. And you’re teaching your children to welcome, accept, and treasure that foreigner.

You can say it has been integrated. That it has been Americanized. That it’s a part of culture now, but all that is doing is inviting more international foods into our national identity.

If you accept pizza into your homes, then, what’s next? Spaghetti-O's? Fish and Chips? Bratwurst? Orange Chicken? Or God forbid, French Toast.

Disgusting. The only toast worthy of my table is Texas Toast.

And once you've accepted it what then? When you make it your own, all you get in return is accusations of appropriation.

The globalists start by getting us to accept their foods. And then their cultures. And then, the next thing we know, our spy movies feature CIA assets who look like they’re from the cultures they are spying on. Would we really trust a guy names Ivan to infiltrate the KGB? How ridiculous is that?~